It seems that D is back from her trip, Not that I think it took her that long to get back. But on a side note, It seems that F has caught the bug thats been going around, what bug you ask? A little one you might know as Infectious Mononucleosis, It seems that F has been a bad girl so bad that it got her some time some time with the kissing disease named mono. As T prepares to leave it seems that C's already left; Where? No one knows but C was spotted at SAT with the newest Gucci duffel ($1752.00 at Bergdorf's). Any tips my beloved readers? Going back to T it seems that her fair well hang outs have lead her to be once again our "It" girl. It seems that in the middle of the week she was dragged out of Butter. It seems  that our lonely boy gave up on A, kudos to A. It seems that plastic rocks aren't up your ally but i hear A has more then one suitor. Whom i don't know but what i do know if hes tall and blond. Good job A on catchin' em', I hope he can give you the harry Winston you've had your beety little eye on. I think thats anyone who's anyone. O wait no no its not it seems that little J has also been spotted getting preparations for his wedding? It seems that little J and Shia have been hot and heavy out on the town. A little affection is ok but excessive PDA is a little unwanted mostly at elite spots. Hope to get the invites to your wedding soon. You're no one until you're talked about.

You know you love me, XOXO
CG

           I have news, Turns out D wasn’t at the coast with her family better yet I should say, D WAS at the coast but at Saint Jude treatment center. What my tipsters failed to tell me was that the Thursday before last she has a “mishap” , What mishap you ask? Lets just say that after Alice’s tea party she followed the white rabbit, right down a hole; A hole named Saint Jude. C has turned up and is back on my radar, no one can ever escape me C. Some may try but CG will always know what’s happening and who’s doing what and in your case who’s doing what and with “whom”. In the upper east side even the most explicit things are known but treated lightly. Why you ask? Because it’s a monarchy, Who said monarchy was dead it’s only moved zip codes. The explicit thing to tell about C’s current affairs IS an affair, with none other then the school councilor. It seems that C has been needing to be counseled but not the way little J was counseled after his sudden loss. But in a better latex lubricated way. C might currently be queen Bee but who said that C was Elizabeth the I, I guess C doesn’t have to die a virgin queen. Long live the queen.

You know you love me, XOXO
-CG

D has yet to return and as for F, well F has been calling D's house enough to get her phone blocked, "Ouch" is all i have to say. Watch out F when push comes to shove you've obviously been shoved, Shoved right off the speed dial, so far off the speed dial you've been blocked. On a side note, an interesting turn of events has happened a new Guest has been invited to this twisted tea party. Name? Well... we don't have the details yet but But lets just call him Lonely boy. This news comes all the way from a little place, you might know it, It's called Georgia? As I've heard from our faithful reader SCAD2034, A seems to have been seen with this new "lonely boy" turning him down as i hear. Go! A, I guess Upper East Side princesses can be choosers. And as for Lonely boy look for someone else buddy, If A turned down a Harry Winston I don't think she will stick around for a quarter machine plastic ring. T seemed to have turned in to the Perfect student, What happened to our favorite "It" girl, that would drink four Cherry Martinis and be have to be dragged out by her best girlfriends? You seemed to have lost your touch T, tut tut. C seems to have been lost from the radar, As I hear C was last seen in the art building "painting" so i hear, But the real question is who was C "painting" with or on? That's it for tonight ladies and gentlemen.

you know you love me,xoxo 
-CG